After he had got bitten to death by the once seemingly sane hedge-hog, the yellow squirrel returned from the underworld only to receive an interesting call.
“Hello, my name is Mr. Hedge-hog. I am calling on behalf of Zerrazen. Am I speaking to Mr. Yellow Squirrel?”
“Yes you are,” replied Mr. Yellow Squirrel.
“Well sir, I am contacting you in regards to a past due balance on your account.”
“Yes, I know, but I could not pay my bills on time because at that time I was M.I.A.”
“Oh yes sir, it says on your bill, that you are currently in transition to becoming a fully fledged zombie, and we at Zerrazen take that seriously.”
“Well, if you or Zerrazen really understood my situation, you all should also know that getting a job in my current state is practically impossible. I mean everyone keeps running away from me, it’s like I’m cursed.”
“Well sir, you are a zombie in transition, I mean you’re practically not alive.”
“Do you think I don’t know that? I am freaking dead walking yellow squirrel.”
“I understand your situation Sir, if I was bitten by a zombie Hedge-hog, I too would be fuming.”
“Argh argh argh argh argh rah argh rah rah awrrrrrrr rahhhhhhhhhhh”
“Sir, are you there?”
“Arghhh rah argh rah arghhh rah rah rah awrrrr rahhhhhh”
“Sir, oh my, what a pity, there goes another Zerrazen customer. He didn’t even get to pay his past due bill.”
The hedge-hog quietly dropped the phone and sighed. “Typical of a yellow squirrel”